Thursday, 2006 June 15 11:46 PM MDT — Arvada, Colorado UNITED STATES
So, my dad made the joke that the best way to deal with the immigration problem is to shoot about fifty of them on public television and say that they'll start shooting more. After that, they'll be crowding the borders trying to get out. Of course, my father's joking; his son-in-law is illegal.
So, how would I solve the illegal immigration problem? Hmmmm. I liken illegal immigration to jaywalking. Both are illegal. However, neither one is really a threat to the fabric of society. So, how would I solve jaywalking? I wouldn't. Similarily, how do I solve illegal immigration? I wouldn't.
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My name is Daniel. I do what any pissy, twenty-five-year-old child of the millennium does: I blog. I just kept doing out when it went out of style.
Also, I'm very vague.