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Well, the current time of the day is 5:00 AM. I've given up on trying to obtain sleep and have instead decided to… umm… stay awake. The reason? There are these flies. My house is infested with a great number of them. Even as I write this, they are landing on my computer screen and other various places on their quest to take over the world. Anyway, these flies are not letting me sleep. They seem hellbent on keeping me awake by buzzing in my ear, landing on me or flying into my mouth or nose. We've had this infestation for the past week, but we sprayed some sort of insecticide to kill the little futhermuckers, and it seemed to work, but little did we know that it only provided us with false hope, for they returned in greater numbers. I am tempted to go on a killing spree, but we tried that once, and it didn't turn out to be very beneficial. Still, it's better than just letting them crawl all over your body.

Enough is enough! I have had it with these… flies in this… house!