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I'm trying to decide the better word to use: tradition or ritual.

Okay, Wimbledon has started back up. As is tradition, I usually follow the ritual of making some sort of post here about my absolute love for Maria Sharapova and how awesome she is simply for no other reason than that I'm in love with her… and the undisputed fact that she is an amazing tennis player.

Why break with tradition? Well… because I've done it too much that it's just lost its value. Still, when you love someone — when you truly love someone — you can't let the fact that you've done something special too many times keep you from doing it. You might be tired of reading about it, but I never get tired of writing about it: Maria Sharapova is the most awesome woman in the world!¹ One day, she's going to be my wife. I know this because I'm going to kill anyone who stands in my way.²

1. Excepting Catherine Zeta-Jones and Norah Jones of course, but even that is debatable. It's important to realise that Maria is the only one of the Hotty Trinity who's still single.
2. I'm kidding of course. Maria can make her own decision.