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Question: what would you consider the more ferocious animal: the ram or the buffalo?

This should be an easy answer. What do buffalo do besides sit on the plains and just get shot at with the injun's bow or the whiteman's gun so that it can get served on a delicious burger at Ted's? The buffalo is an endangered species for a reason: the buffalo has proven that its ability to thrive in the world is so severely limited that the only meaningful purpose for the buffalo in this world is to serve as an easy lunch for redskins and rich people willing to shell out a few extra dollars when they eat at Larimer's Square.

The ram: now this ferocious beast, as a byproduct of taking its colossal sized horns and colliding them into the head of another ram for no particular reason at all, will produce a fantastic sonance that can be heard for miles away.

So, if you were going to pick a mascot for your college and wanted one that would put the fear of a bat out of hell into the opposing team, how dumb would you have to be to pick the buffalos over the rams?

…and this is a college that prides itself on producing astronauts.